What did the racer say to the tomato?
You got to ketchup!
What is black, white, and read all over?
The newspaper!
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.
He said, “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”
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