How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You poker face!
How does a spider e-mail his girlfriend?
He uses the web!
There was a girl at Sunday school. The teacher decided to have a quiz. The first question went to the girl. The question was who was the first female on earth? The girl doesn’t know so she asks for a clue. The teacher says “An apple…”. The girl says ummmm……
Granny Smith?
What’s a geologist’s favorite type of music?
Rock music!
Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?
It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!
So a guy walks into a restaurant and he asks the waiter, “Do you serve crayfish here?” The waiter said yes, then the guy said
“Well my crayfish friend here wants a pizza!
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