Once a man ecaped from jail and shouted, “I`m free! I`m free!” and a little girl said, “So! I`m four!”
The little girl thought the man said he was three.
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
Why do dolphins only swim in salty water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call the guy who invented the first blue jeans?
A Jean-ius (Genius)
Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
What’s the musical part in your body?
Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
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