How many monkeys can fit in a barrel?
It depends on how big the barrel is!
Why did the corn go on a diet?
Because he was feeling husky!
What has four legs is grey and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
How do you get to a man’s stomach?
Through his esophagus!
Imagine you are stuck on a deserted island with no food, water, or shelter and no civilization or way off. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do frogs order at McDonalds?
A hoppy meal!
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