Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
Once there was this guy and he walked into a bar….
OUCH!
In gymnastics why did they pour soda all over the floor?
Because it is a soft drink AND they wanted to stick their landings!
Why did the the hedgehog cross the road?
To see its flat mate!
What did the dog say to the tree trunk?
Bark, bark!
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