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WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From DANIELLE NICHOLE, age 17, ROSEMEAD, CALIFORNIA
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
From Kate Boyd, age 10, Australia
Why do pandas have two black eyes?
From Terry, a teacher, Illinois
Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?
From Caroline, age 10, Alabama
How did the picture get in jail?
From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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