What do you call a baby whale?
A little squirt!
What dog wears contact lenses?
Cock-eyed Spaniel
What did the glove say to the ball when the ball said, “My car broke down”?
“I got you covered!”
Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Because it lied!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisssssstory
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
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