What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
STUCK!
What type of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a dinasour egg that is over 20,000 years old ?
Eggstinct!
Why did the alien get a ticket?
Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!
What do you call a dog in the sun?
A hot dog!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
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