What did the girl do after she drank 8 soda’s ?
She burped 7up!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You are looking flushed!
Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
What was the teddy bear after Thanksgiving dinner?
Stuffed!
I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
Because the wanted to be FRESH!
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