What’s black, white, and red all over?
A panda with a sun burn!
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey!
What do road crews use at the north pole?
Snow cones!
Which bow you can never tie?
A rainbow!
A boy in the examination hall wrote his name on the paper and submitted it. When he got the result he got 1 mark. When his father asked him why he got 1 mark even when he left the paper blank, he replied,
I got 1/2 mark for writting my name and another 1/2 for spelling it correctly!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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