What did Math say to Science?
I sure got problems.
Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate.
What do you call a truant rock?
A skipping stone!
What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
They’re always spotted!
Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
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