What is bigger than you but weighs nothing?
Your shadow!
How do you brush a bee’s hair?
With a honey comb!
Why didn’t the cow cross the road?
Because it was a scaredy cow!
Cookery teacher:I hope I didn’t see you sneaking a bit of dough!
Pupil:I hope you didn’t either.
What do you call and old person from Portugal?
A Portugeezer!
What washes up on really small beaches?
Micro-waves!
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