What does a human wear that a dog does?
pants
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
When did the duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?
They both depend on the batter!
What was the first state said in the bible?
Noah looked out of the Ark-an-saw
Why did the football pitch become a triangle?
Because someone took a corner!
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