What is the only store you can’t walk right into?
Wall-Mart!!!!
What did the taco say to the other taco?
That’s nacho cheese!
What is green and hangs on trees?
Giraffe snot!
What do you call a dog the is all sweaty?
a HOT dog!
The kids at school were at the Cafeteria. There was a basket of apples with a sign saying Take One God Is Watching. There was a basket of cookies without a sign. What did the little kid write on the basket of cookies?
Take As Many As You Want. God Is Watching The Apples!
What does a hot dog say to hurry up?
Ketchup!
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