Why was the nose sad after play auditions?
Because he did not get picked!
Why did the dog sit by the campfire?
He wanted to be a HOT DOG!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up “a pair of pants!
What is a candy bar’s favorite kind of music?
Rapper!
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
There’s no point to it!
Q.What has a spiked tail, plates on it’s back and wheels?
A. A stegosaurus on roller blades!
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