What’s a candle’s favorite kind of furniture?
Wicker!
If a man rode a horse to Texas on Sunday, stayed for 2 days, then comes back on Sunday, how did that happen?
His horse was named Sunday!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a choy?
Buck choy!
What do you call a man of steel in a bowl?
Soup-er man!
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard!
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