What has three feet but can not walk?
A yard!
How does a cow say boo?
Moooooooooooo!
Why was the longest nose only 11 inches?
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
What did Delaware to the basketball game?
Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well, pull yourself together!
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