Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star!
What did the door say to the window?
“Lean on me”
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back???
A stick.
Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
He wanted to get his quarter back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
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