Why was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time he asked for something his mother would say “Neigh!”
What do you get when someone brings a toilet roll to a party?
A party pooper!
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?
Because, he was stuffed!
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he was leaving?
-Bi-Son!!!!! (bison)
What’s the tallest building in Alabama?
The library; it has the most stories!
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