How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
Why couldn’t you eat the pear?
Because it was a pair of socks!
Where do killer whales get their dental work done?
At the orca-dontist!
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!
If you were stuck in a box and all you had was a baseball bat and a baseball, how do you get out?
Take three swings; one strike, two strike, three strikes your out!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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