What did Saturn say when Jupiter asked if he should call him?
Don’t call me. I’ll give you a ring!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?
The blizzard of Oz!
What do you call a young army?
Infantry!
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What bird is always sad?
A blue bird!
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