What is white when dirty but black when clean?
Blackboard!
How much do pirates’ earrings cost?
A buccaneer!
What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?
My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!
Where did the meat go for a date?
The Meat Ball!
Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?
Because it always ends in a draw!
Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
His books were 6 million years late!
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