What kind of movies do evil composers like?
Anything with violins!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher!
Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because they’re too tired to walk!
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they get stuck at ‘C’!
Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?
The dog was on vacation.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer.
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