What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
How do skunks call each other up?
On their smell phone!
Why was it hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans left.
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What’s brown and sticky?
A STICK!
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