What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why did the man go to France?
To get a french fry!
Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?
He could never lie!
There were 3 men stranded on an island. A mermaid came along one day and granted each man a wish. The first man wished that he was back with his wife and kids. The second man wished that he was back with his girlfriend. It was the third man’s turn to make a wish. The third man didn’t have family or friends. So he wished…
That his two only friends were back with him! Poof!
What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?
Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!
What did the arm say to the broken arm?
“Let’s go shopping!” and the broken arm said, “No; I’m broke!”
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