Why did the boy put his laptop in the oven?
Because he wanted to make Apple pie!
Three hunters went to a forest and came upon some strange tracks.
The first hunter said “These are moose tracks.”
The second hunter said “These are horse tracks.”
But the third hunter never got to say anything because he got hit by a train!
What do you call a puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A dog on a bun!
What kind of cookies do birds eat?
Chocolate chirp!
One day a little boy went to the store with his grandma. They were walking down an aisle when he screamed,”I gotto go pee!” The grandma said that that was rude, “Next time you have to go, whisper!” The next day he woke up in the night and had to go to the bathroom. So he went to his parents’ room and woke up his dad. He said that he had to whisper,so his dad said…
“Go ahead and whisper in my ear!”
What is grey and wobbly?
A jelly phant!
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