What did the teddy bear say when supper was offered?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”!
Did you hear about the computer who got tired?
He had a hard drive.
What does it mean if you’re a leprechaun and you find gold at the end of the rainbow???
You’re I-Rich! (Irish!) 🙂
There were three men walking through the vast desert. They found a magic lamp and a genie came out. The genie said, “I will give you one wish each. The first man wished to go home. So did the second man. What did the third man wish for?
He wished his friends were back with him!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
THE GAS WAS CHEAPER ON THE OTHER SIDE!
What do you call a fish that’s missing an eye?
A fsh!
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