What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?
Snakaroni!
Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
Once there was this guy and he walked into a bar….
OUCH!
In gymnastics why did they pour soda all over the floor?
Because it is a soft drink AND they wanted to stick their landings!
Why did the the hedgehog cross the road?
To see its flat mate!
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