What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
Did you here about the guy who lost all left of his side?
He’s all right now!
What do you call a cow with holes in it?
HOLY COW!
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