What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Doctor, doctor I need glasses!
Yes, you certainly do! This is a fish and chip shop!
Where does the zombie go on vacation?
Death Valley.
What do tigers say after a nap?
I feel grrrrrreat!
What did the cow call the moon?
The moooon!
A gang of pirates had just got a new recruit. The captain thought that the new recruit should bury the booty that they had just took. So the noob recruit and another pirate dug a hole but they had forgot the booty. So the recruit thought up a quick plan. When the pirate captain came to check on them he saw…
the recruit had buried his own butt.
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