Q. What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
A. Cinderellaphant!
What are four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Vinegar& Sugar!
What does one wall say to another?
I’ll see you at the corner.
What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers!
What did one math book say to the other math book?
I’ve got more problems than you do.
What is the pirate’s girlfriend called?
Peggy!
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