What kind of snake can drive cars?
Ana-honda. (anaconda)
There are four houses. A green one, a blue one, a red one, and a white one. In the green house lives a green man, a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States!
What is a camera’s first word?
Cheese!
What do cows put on their sandwiches?
Moosterd & Cowchep
Who tried to invent a plane without wings?
The wrong brothers!
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath for 2 weeks?
Stinkerbell!
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