What animal plays Jacks?
A Jack Rabbit!
Guess whats all around me?
MY BELT!
Why was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time he asked for something his mother would say “Neigh!”
What do you get when someone brings a toilet roll to a party?
A party pooper!
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
Why could’nt the sock monkey finish his breakfast?
Because, he was stuffed!
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