What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??
You’re too young to smoke!
Which state can you serve at a restaurant?
Mini Soda!!! ( Minnesota!!!)
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!
Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !
Me: What’s the time?
Dog: 2.00.
Me: How did you know?
I’m a Watch Dog!
What do you call a skunk that flies?
A smellycopter!
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