Why were the skittles not allowed to go to school?
Because they were not smarties!
What has teeth but can’t eat?
A comb!
What does lightning wear under it’s pants ?
Thunderwear!
Did you hear about the guy who lost his grip at the wood chopping contest?
He was De-Feeted!
What do you call a dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a diseased symbol of the United States trying to cross the U.S.A/Canadian border?
An ill eagle (illegal)
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