Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a cars windscreen?
Its bottom!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What kind of movies do evil composers like?
Anything with violins!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher!
Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because they’re too tired to walk!
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they get stuck at ‘C’!
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