What’s white when dirty and black when clean?
A blackboard!
How do you make a gold fish old?
Take away the “g!”
What does a human wear that a dog does?
pants
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
When did the duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?
They both depend on the batter!
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