What did the cow say to her friend on Facebook?
Moo
Which nut sneezes a lot?
A Cashew!
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
Because he needed to get a filling!
What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!
Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
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