What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?
Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!
What did the arm say to the broken arm?
“Let’s go shopping!” and the broken arm said, “No; I’m broke!”
What runs around the field but never wins?
A fence!
Which type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam!
Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Math-achusetts!
Why was the pirate afraid to go to the movies?
Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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