Jokes By Kids

From Stunnagirl, age 12, U.S.

I am a type of nut…But I dont have a shell…What am I…?

A dough-nut!

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From Roynan, age 8, Auckland, New Zealand

HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!

Just a minute!

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From Anna, 8 years old, The United States of America

Why does the dragon always sleep with the light on?

Because he is afraid of the nights (knights)

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa USA

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side!

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From Melissa M., age 11, West Springfield, Massachusetts

What is a horse’s favorite state?

MAINE!

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From Sahana, age 7, California, USA

What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?

A night-mare!

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