Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy!
Why did the cow go to the auto garage?
Because his horns were not working!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
What kind of bug is optimistic?
The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!
Have you heard about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry. He woke up.
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
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