How are computers like school hallways?
They both have monitors!
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Mama, is that you?
Where does a horse go if it is sick?
A horsepital!
Why did the robber steal things from the bakery?
They had a lot of dough!!!!
If you’re American in the kithchen, what are you in the bathroom?
You’re peeing! (European)!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 48
- 49
- 50
- 51
- 52
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
