Why can’t you tell jokes while ice-skating?
Because the ice might crack up.
Which Presidents are not buried in America?
The ones that aren’t dead yet!
Why did the fish stay home?
Because he didn’t have a school!
MOTHER: Doctor,my baby just swallowed a pen!
DOCTOR: I’ll come right over!
MOTHER: But what should I do until you get here?
DOCTOR:Use a pencil!
What do you call a roll on skates?
A roller skate!
What’s the difference between a book and a teacher?
You can shut the book up!
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