Why are corners so touchy?
Because they are always on edge!
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I am coming down with something!
If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what would you spend that on?
A Lifesaver!
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?
A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
Boss: Where were you born?
Sam: India.
Boss: Which part?
Sam: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
Where does a monkey go when it loses its tail?
The retail store!
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