If you are American outside the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom?
You’re a-peein’!
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No.It’s cow moo!
Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.
Samual: No hair, Sir!
What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
How do ants prevent themselves from freezing in the winter?
With Ant-I-Freeze!
How are computers like school hallways?
They both have monitors!
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