What do the Gods and Godessess wear for running?
Tennis Zeus!
What kind of vacation do prisoners like?
A get-a-way!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?
Because the “p” is silent!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?
No, kangaroo!
Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
What do astronauts download onto their iPod?
Neptunes!
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