What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Diana, a parent, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
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