Why did the squirrel run away from the other squirrel?
Because the other squirrel was a nutcase!
Why did the robber take a shower after he finishing robbing the house?
Because he wanted to have a clean get away!
Why didn’t the lion eat the clown?
Because the clown tastes funny!
What kind of snake can drive cars?
Ana-honda. (anaconda)
There are four houses. A green one, a blue one, a red one, and a white one. In the green house lives a green man, a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States!
What is a camera’s first word?
Cheese!
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