What is a dog’s favorite part of a tree?
The bark!
What do you use to fix teeth?
Tooth paste!
A man was cutting wood and cut off his left arm and his left leg.
If you ask him how he is, he will tell you:
I’m all right now!
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
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