Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
How do skunks call each other up?
On their smell phone!
Why was it hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans left.
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
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