A man left on Friday and he came back on Friday. But he was only gone for 3 days. How can this be?
His horse was named Friday!
Have you heard the construction joke?
I’m working on it.
Q. What do sick beds get?
A. a PILLow!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t been invented yet!
What do calendars eat?
Dates!
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