Why don’t deer have uncles?
Because they only have antlers.
What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?
Dude, you need to cool down!
Who cleans the ocean?
The mermaids!
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did the frog say when he returned his library books?
Read it ! Read it ! Read it !
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
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