Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!
Who is penguin’s favorite aunt?
Aunt Arctica!
What months have 28 days?
All of them!
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
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