On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”
That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
How do you tell if you’re built upside down?
If your nose runs and your feet smell!
Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?
Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?
because he’d already been spotted!
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
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