How do you kill a bee?
With a BB gun!
Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
Because it was jammed!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…
String theory!
What music do balloons hate?
“POP”!
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 36
- 37
- 38
- 39
- 40
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
