What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
How do ants prevent themselves from freezing in the winter?
With Ant-I-Freeze!
How are computers like school hallways?
They both have monitors!
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Mama, is that you?
Where does a horse go if it is sick?
A horsepital!
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