Where do smart hot dogs go?
To the honor roll!
How are fish good in music?
They are good at scales!
What did the bottle of Ranch say when I opened the
refrigerator?
Close the door! I’m dressing!
If you are American outside the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom?
You’re a-peein’!
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No.It’s cow moo!
Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.
Samual: No hair, Sir!
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