Why did the skeleton buy a motorcycle?
Because he was “Bone to be Wild”.
What is a zombie’s favourite lolly???
A gummy bear:)
What’s a candle’s favorite kind of furniture?
Wicker!
If a man rode a horse to Texas on Sunday, stayed for 2 days, then comes back on Sunday, how did that happen?
His horse was named Sunday!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a choy?
Buck choy!
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