Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
What has two hands but cannot carry anything?
A clock!!
How do kids taking tests like their eggs?
Over easy!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite pie?
Root-barb! (Rhubarb!)
What do you call a nut that has to pee?
Peenut!
Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk ?
Moscow!
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