Why did the dog cross the road when it was a red light?
He thought it was a fire hydrant!
Where did the puppy dog leave its car?
In the barking lot!
What did the little mermaid have to wear?
An algae bra!
How many wizards douse it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what you want to change it into!
What did the apple say to the orange when he was sick?
Take a peel and just chill!
Why did the elephant break the bottle?
Because he wanted to get out!
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