Why was the broom late for school?
Because it swept away in the moment!
What did the elephant do when he broke his toe and couldn’t walk?
He called a tow (toe) truck!
Why do you never take a Pokemon to the bathroom?
They might Pikachu!
What is the color of a burp?
Burple!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught one fish. When they went home they counted the fish, but there was only three. Why?
Because it was a grandpa, his son, and his grandson. Two are fathers and two are sons.
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