What did the cow call the moon?
The moooon!
A gang of pirates had just got a new recruit. The captain thought that the new recruit should bury the booty that they had just took. So the noob recruit and another pirate dug a hole but they had forgot the booty. So the recruit thought up a quick plan. When the pirate captain came to check on them he saw…
the recruit had buried his own butt.
O O L
As you can see there is no pee in our ool let’s keep it that way!
What kind of vegetable did Gus eat at the bowling alley?
A-spare-a-gus!
What do you you call a sleeping pea?
A resti-pea (recipe)!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
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