What does a penguin eat for breakfast?
Frosties!
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone
Why couldn’t the elephant fly?
Because the airline lost his trunk.
What do sick bees do?
Go to a wasp-spital!
Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??
You’re too young to smoke!
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