What kind of sport does a beautician like?
Curling (curling the hair and the sport curling)
What type of boat do smart kids travel on?
Scholar-Ships!
Why didn’t the tree play checkers?
Because he was a Chess-nut tree!
My sister sent a picture of herself to a Lonely Hearts Club.
They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!
What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?
A frog in a purple dress!
Why was Adam afraid of science class?
He heard they were splitting the atom!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
