Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t been invented yet!
What do calendars eat?
Dates!
What is a dog’s favorite part of a tree?
The bark!
What do you use to fix teeth?
Tooth paste!
A man was cutting wood and cut off his left arm and his left leg.
If you ask him how he is, he will tell you:
I’m all right now!
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
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