Which nut sneezes a lot?
A Cashew!
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
Because he needed to get a filling!
What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!
Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”
Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.
What did the bar of soap say when he saw his friend Gene?
Hygiene!
How do skunks call each other up?
On their smell phone!
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