Why are there no elevators in a video game factory?
Because it would be too easy to get to the next level!
This newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day.
She gets up the next day and its raining.
It continues to pour for the rest of the week.
Leaning out her apartment window, she sees a little boy playing on the stoop below and asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”
The kid looks up at her and yells, “How should I know? I’m only six.”
How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?
By kissing them!
What is the sweetest type of bear?
A gummy bear!
Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!
I’m sorry. What did you say?
Where do pirates eat?
Argh-by’s!
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